does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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