MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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