Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I need a burrito and a hug.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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