It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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