She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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