im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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