Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
foreskin is a definite game changer
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Randomize
