just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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