I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
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