question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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