Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Did I show you my penis last night?
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
Randomize
