Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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