I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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