I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
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I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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