Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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