What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
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