wake up i wanna do it froggy style
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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