Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
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