That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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