that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Randomize
