If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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