You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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