New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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