you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
Randomize
