in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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