Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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