Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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