Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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