gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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