i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
He is an equal opportunity slut.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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