Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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