Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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