She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
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