You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
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