he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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