Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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