just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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