S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
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