I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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