One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
It was like giving head to a cactus.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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