He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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