he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
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