i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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