I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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