Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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