Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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