found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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