that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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