The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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