She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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