Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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