My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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