ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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