My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Sorry about my life...
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
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