I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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