the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
